Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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