he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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