i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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