you guys were way drunker than both of me
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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