Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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