Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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