U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize