we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Randomize
