This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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