Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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