Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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