Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening

(508): View more from Massachusetts

yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night

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(314): View more from Missouri

I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway

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(518): View more from New York

Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.

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(352): View more from Florida

not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this

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