This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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