I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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