Your face is a jimmy john
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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