I want to stick my p in your. b.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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