distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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