Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
These tits shall not be calmed
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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