I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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