please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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