My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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