I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
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We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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