it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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