Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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