You were right. It hurts to walk today.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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