We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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