Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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