I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
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