is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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