I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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