When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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