i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
