oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
a search helicopter?!
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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