How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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