I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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