I'm really into asian looking animals
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It's never too late to be topless.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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