You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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