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what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I think people are normalizing furries
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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