You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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