i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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