I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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