Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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