Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I currently don't understand fingers.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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