You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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