He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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