where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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