on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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