i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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