did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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