I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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