just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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