She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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