you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I miss vodka workout Fridays
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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