I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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