Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I love you.
Bad choice
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